One of the rituals at Bloggerboy headquarters is preparing classic American dishes at irregular intervals. Things like French Toast with maple syrup, Spare Ribs, and Cheeseburgers are not only tasty, they bring back fond memories of family trips to the US and reinforce family traditions. When Fräulein Bloggerboy has overnight guests, I regularly am called on to prepare French Toast the next morning to help spread the gospel of unhealthy but delicious American breakfasts. Food takes on an iconic role.
I have been working for almost a year to perfect my Custom Bloggerboy Gourmet American Cheeseburger. About once every quarter-year, Bloggerboy Junior pesters me repeatedly to make my cheeseburgers, and I
eagerly agree to break down and do so. Disclaimer: I like my hamburgers medium-rare and hereby release myself from any and all liability
for the consequences of some reader getting sick from eating undercooked meat. If you want to play it safe, add two minutes to the cooking time and, if you're still not sure, then squash the burgers a few times on each side with your spatula and leave them in the pan until no juices are left, say thirty or forty minutes or until charcoal black on both sides, whichever takes longer. What? You're worried about carcinogens from overcooked food? Then just skip this post. OK, where was I? Gourmet? Naw, this is about as simple as a burger comes. The only trick for me has been finding the perfect cooking time. Last night I finally succeeded after having subjected myself and Bloggerboy Junior to god knows how many dangerous bacteria from undercooked burgers. Here is my secret recipe converted to grams for my European readers. If you need to convert back to ounces, there are about 28 grams to an ounce.
Buy 240 to 250 grams of fresh ground beef (Rinderhackfleisch) per burger to be cooked the same day. We're talking half-pounders boys and girls. In Germany, Rinderhackfleisch is not supposed to have more than 20% fat. I think that's about the same as ground chuck in the US. I am under strict orders from Frau Bloggerboy never, ever to buy ground beef for cooking the next day, only the same day, and I stick to that rule. I believe that German butchers are required to dispose of any ground beef not sold the same day.
Take the meat out of the fridge for thirty minutes before you put it in the pan. If that scares you, stop reading here. Generously salt and pepper the beef and form it into equal-sized patties with your (clean) hands. Here's a trick that works to keep your burgers from bulging in the middle: as you form the patties, make an indent in the middle of each patty with your thumbs. As the beef cooks, it draws in towards the middle. The indent minimizes the bulge.
Take a good, stainless-steel frying pan, preferably one with a sandwich bottom. I use a high-end Fissler pan that is so heavy that Frau Bloggerboy refuses to clean it for fear of developing carpal tunnel syndrome. Heat the pan over a medium to medium-high heat for about four minutes. (Our gas stove has a 3000 watt wok burner that I keep at medium, so I think that translates to medium-high on a normal burner.) Add a teaspoon of vegetable oil and spread it with a paper towel and let the oil heat up, too, for one more minute. A fundamental rule for cooking with stainless steel pans is heat the pan, heat the oil and then add the meat.
Add the patties and let them cook for seven minutes on one side. Just leave them sit there so that the meat sears and stops sticking to the pan. I generally turn the heat down a bit once the meat is in the pan, because the sandwich bottom retains the heat well and there is a risk of burning the outer crust. Turn the patties and cook for six minutes more, for a total of thirteen minutes. I try to turn the burgers in such a way that the portion that was towards the outside of the pan is towards the inside after the flip. That helps avoid uneven cooking. If the burgers stick to the pan when you turn them, that is a sign that you did not heat the pan and oil sufficiently. If desired, put one or two slices of cheddar or other cheese on the patties about two to three minutes before removing them from the heat. These are German instructions for American hamburgers. If you are American and trying this recipe, please keep your eye on the second hand of your watch and adhere strictly to the time instructions. (Sorry, Germans, for repeating the obvious.)
I also made a burger for Fräulein Bloggerboy, who is still at a tender age. I cooked her burger for a total of 15 minutes, and it was medium-on-its-way-to-fully-done, hardly a trace of pink. Sixteen minutes should produce a burger with little or no pink in the middle. I have now settled on 13 minutes for a heavenly, medium-rare burger. If you find the burger close but not quite right, try adjusting the cooking time in 30-second intervals leaving your heat settings unchanged. Depending on the stove and the pan, my times may produce different results in other pans. My 12-minute burgers were still pretty rare in the middle. When I've done everything right, the juices start to rise to the top of the burger shortly after 11 minutes. It does not hurt to let the burgers sit for a couple of minutes after you take them from the heat to allow the juices to be absorbed in the burger.
I do not serve my burgers on hamburger buns. Instead, I use toasted English muffins. (I'm sure that clearly dates me back to the age of the fern bar.) They're called "Toasties" here in Germany. I generally have to toast them twice in our toaster on medium to get them crispy.
I put a bit of ketchup on one side of the muffin and mustard on the other, and maybe a bit more on the top of the burger. But these burgers are so big and juicy that you really don't need to worry about putting a bunch of extra toppings on them. I can barely get my mouth around the burger anyway, so adding more layers is out of the question. Last night, I served the burgers with my first attempt at a gourmet (this time truly gourmet) macaroni and cheese. I need to refine the recipe a bit and will post it here later. You can tell the food is good when no one makes a peep while eating.
Follow-up: I just revised my instructions a bit after coming up with slightly undercooked results for the more done burgers. On my second try since posting I forgot to heat the pan sufficiently (only three minutes on a lowish medium heat), resulting in the meat sticking and not being done enough after thirteen minutes. I take notes on my results so that I can try to improve on them the next time.